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While working on this website, we noticed some EDSAR pictures that would be rather funny with bogus captions, for the pure entertainment of it all. Soooo, here are some that we think you'll enjoy. Watch for the saga of "Where's Waldo Paul?" scattered throughout the gallery below.

If, while perusing this website, you see a photo with funny potential, even if it already has a caption, just tell us on what page, and where on the page, the picture is located. Then send the location along with your witty quip to us through our Contact Us page. We'll take a vote, and if we like it, it may end up here on this Fun Fotos page. We'll start with our favorite fun foto:

Carol to Steve: "You left WHAT on the stove, dear?"
Or
"The helicopter is landing WHERE, dear?"

"Now remember, if you lose this trainee too I'm not going to give you any more."
Or
"No, you can't have any more cookies before the search!"

"Can you see us now?"

"You'll never guess where we put Paul!"

"Then they grabbed Paul, tied him up, and hauled him away kickin' and screamin'!"

"Look, Steve, there goes Paul. I wonder where they're taking him?"
"Ha ha ha, it's about time Paul got hauled, Carol!"

"Oh, that's funny! They'll never find him there!"

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"Don't bother me, I'm eating."
Or
"An MRE on a plate is still an MRE." (MRE = Meal Ready to Eat)

"Polish 'er up good, Honey. We're going out tonight!"

"Jim, Sweety, as much as I appreciate Search and Rescue,
next year for our anniversary, can we go out in a limo instead? Or even a Geo Metro?"

Steve and the 3 SAR Tenors singing "I'll Never Find Another You"

"Say 'Cheese'. Now hold real still. Perfect!
Oh, rats! Don't breathe while I change the film."

"Okay, listen up! Where'd you guys put Paul?
And did you make sure he is tied up securely?"

"Paul? They tied him up, gagged him, and hauled him off that way.
I've never seen anything like it!"

THE FUNKY CHICKEN
"You raise the left arm up and your right arm too
Let me tell you just what to do
Start both of 'em to flappin', You start your feet to kickin'
That's when you know you're doin' the funky chicken."

"You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out, you put your right foot in and you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about. WOO HOO!"

"Oh, no, ma’am, I believe you. This Paul guy, where do you think the UFO took him, again?"
Or
"Your name is Elvis WHAT?"

Puzzled, Steve asks, "Can you hear me now?"
Or
"What’d he say? Something about Amelia Earhart’s parachute?"

"Vrooom vroom! Beep, beep. His quad went beep, beep, beep!"
Or
"And the grueling ATV 500 is on. The Blue Baron passes the Red Runner,
slides off the snow bank, and hits the water trap. Can he keep it together?
Don't touch that remote. Stay tuned as we go to a commercial break."

The last dare he ever took before vanishing in a painful puff of smoke.

"He's landing WHERE?!"

"Two inches! He missed her by just two inches!"

"That just rips it! I'm calling Flight Control Management!"

Our dancing traffic cop: "Stop! You, turn left!
Now here comes my backflip, landing with the splits."

"But they promised me that your orange shirt would be part of the raffle.
Okay, buddy, let's take this outside!"
Or
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Trend-setting fashion-istas show off the latest raffle ticket scarf craze.
(Courtesy of Nordstrom)

"Woof! This rotor windstorm is almost as good as hanging my head
out the window on the freeway! Way cool! Woof!"

"Yes, yes, I know you're in critical condition, but I need to nuke my lunch first.
What's more important—my stomach or your life?"

Size 18. Sasquatch does exist. And he wears Wellington boots.

"Quit pushing me, and don't you dare cut the rope!"

"If we all get in V formation, this will be easier."

"It's okay, buddy, I've lost a few trainees, too. It gets easier with each one."

"Hurry up and take the stupid picture. My legs are cramping up!"

"Woof, I wanna get on the helicopter! Can I? Can I?
I'm 'hot loading' certified! Please? Oh, boy! Here we go! Woof, woof!"

"Wipe those silly grins off your faces and get ready to jump!"

"But I don't wanna jump!"
[Shove]
"M a m a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a!"

All jumped, even the pilot. THE PILOT?

"The cable's got me. But who's got you?
And what's that big red S on your chest for?"
(Photograph by Superman)

"Bill, Jim, Bob, Al and Denny, you guys okay?"

"Lousy contact lens. Too small and it keeps slipping around."
(Right about now you should be wondering how I got the camera inside my eye!)

"Here's how we play Fetch. I toss the Twinkie and you go get it. It's that easy."

"Sure you can make it up this cliff, Captain. Just follow me."

"Chill out, Paul! I've got you, and you're safe.
But if you don't stop whining, I'm gonna dump this puppy over!

"Wow, is that Paul way down there? Bummer! I barely recognized him!"
"Yeah, that's him alright. At least he's quiet—for now."

"Okay, everybody back in the helicopter. Time to head home.
Seats are on a 'first come-first served' basis."

"Uh oh, no room on the 'copter for Paul now. Quick, let's just dispatch him into the Bay."

"Rats! Another $50 for losing a trainee!"
Or
"Hello? Anyone out there?" implores Paul, who is now suffering from third-degree rope burns,
acute impact delerium, waterlogged digits, and a brutally crushed sense of self worth.
Or
"Mama, is that you?"

"Oh no! He's curling the blades!
LOOK OUT BELOW!"

" [Sigh] Always a SAR dog wannabe, never a SAR dog."

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